The International Center
for Bathroom Etiquette

Peeing in comfort and style since 1995

The ICBE has been helping people navigate the complex dynamics of bathroom etiquette for 30 years. Whether at home, at work or out and about in public we are here for you.

Some guidelines to keep in mind:

• Don't use the urinal right next somebody else (unless there's no other option)
• Flush the damn toilet already (if it's a toilet that flushes)
• Yes you should leave the seat down (if you live or work with people who use the toilet while seated)
• Wipe your pee off the seat (and work on your aim while you're at it)
• Clean your butt after you poop (why do we even have to say this?)
• Wash your hands after you finish (again, why do we even have to say this?)
• No talking on the phone (you aren't as important as you think you are)
• No talking business in the bathroom at work (this one is for the bosses)

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FAQ

Is this for real?

Yes, big time for real. This is a very serious organization and we take ourselves very seriously around here.

What happened to your old site?

We were victims of a Russian cyber-attack (no really!). That's what happens when you neglect to keep your Wordpress install up to date.

What is the right way to hang the toilet paper?

Under (hotels are wrong). But feel free to do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home.

This bear probably has better bathroom etiquette than you